とある知識の大図書館 (Patchwork)

Has moonrunes for his name so everyone just calls him patchy instead. Can be summoned in comodo chat by typing out a variation of 'so has anyone seen the latest patchy for game X'.

Notable Features
Have you seen this guys hands? If you ever see him in real life take a look, try to be subtle though as he is very self conscious about it.

Famous Quotes
"Flandre doesn't have any red crystals in her wings, I dont get why everyone draws her with red crystals."

 AN in 2 days O:

 Too bad no sakuya

 Forbidden waifu

 ?

 ^

 i dont understand

 you make less sense than ayabot after benson is done playing with it

Patchy's Foster Son

 * 1)  time to venture back into the land of CTB unplayable maps
 * 2)  does that mean youre home
 * 3)  no i clearly said i'm home because i was still out
 * 4)  you could be playing on your laptop
 * 5)  on osu w/ internet connection??
 * 6)  yes you could be out having dinner with your family
 * 7)  at burger king
 * 8)  now why would I be on my laptop at dinner
 * 9)  because you're having skype dinner with your parents
 * 10) <Lazly> you moved out years ago and you like in canada
 * 11) <Lazly> live*
 * 12) <Nuggernaught> >14 >moved out years ago and live in canada alone
 * 13) <blazeAgerith> sounds like an anime protag lyf
 * 14) <Lazly> yeah
 * 15) <Lazly> you were adopted by patchy because your parents were being abusive and the government took you away
 * 16) <Lazly> you stay with blaze sometimes too
 * 17) <Nuggernaught> when did my life turn into some dramatic anime
 * 18) <Nuggernaught> afk watching shark tank bc drama
 * 19) <Lazly> and patchy has been a great foster father
 * 20) <Lazly> he taught you to play osu
 * 21) <Rizare> Nuggernaught https://www.reddit.com/r/TsundereSharks/
 * 22) <Lazly> and one day kyuubey showed up and asked you if there was something you wanted to wish for at the cost of having to fight witches
 * 23) <Rizare> God damnit, why are we talking about Madoka suddenly
 * 24) <Lazly> and you wished to fix your relationship with your parents
 * 25) <Lazly> but that backfired on you, your parents think you're evil and your relationship with them is even worse now
 * 26) <Lazly> because nugger is a magical boy
 * 27) <Rizare> This isn't an anime. And that wouldn't work unless nuggernaught is a girl because that bastard feed specifically on girl sadness
 * 28) <Lazly> also he has the power to turn into a titan by biting his thumb so that he can combat the evil forces of... 'murica
 * 29) <Rizare> Wait, what? We're now in Marvel universe or something?
 * 30) <Lazly> I'm trying to convert the world into anime
 * 31) <Rizare> Go ask that to Japan
 * 32) <Lazly> Didn't they already make hetalia
 * 33) <Rizare> Dunno what Hetalia is and I don't see anime domination anywhere.
 * 34) <blazeAgerith> riz that reddit thread is beautiful
 * 35) <Lazly> its this weird anime shorts thing about making the countries of the world into characters